Below are some ideas for skits. You can always make up your own, but if you are having trouble, these might help. Some of these have Cubs as characters, but you can change that to Scouts if you want.
A couple websites that have other skits are:
Boyscout Trail - Scout Skits (former Scoutorama)
Scouting Resources UK - Stunts & Skits
Bonfire
A leader begins to explain how to lay a campfire. The leader decides to use members of the troop to represent different pieces of wood. The bonfire builders bring up various volunteers. Some of the volunteers are bunched in the center for tinder with others placed for kindling with the "big" logs stacked on top of each other in increasing larger sizes. The leader then says that the fire is ready to light, strikes a match, whereupon, several accomplices yell out that its ON FIRE and dash several buckets of water on the fire.
Game Show
The skit starts out with a couple of campers (or scouts in your case) asking for some volunteers from the audience (parents will do JUST fine...evil grin).
The volunteers are then removed from the room by one of the scouts in charge of the 'Game Show' (thank you Vanna...)
After the volunteers have been removed, the 'Game' is set up. Two tables (the folding type work VERY well) are covered with sleeping bags and balls of various descriptions are placed under buckets on these tables, the catch is that in between the two tables a person (another scout perhaps) is kneeling with his head under a bucket to resemble the other buckets (of course this is well hidden with sleeping bags, or sheets or what ever you have handy) The tables are then moved close together to further hide the fact that there is anyone under the table, and don't forget to cover the front of the table so that the participant, or victim as it were, cannot see under the tables.
Bring in the first contestant...
It is then that the 'Game' is described to the contestant. He/she is to make his/her way down the line of buckets picking up each bucket and naming the ball under the bucket. Give some time record to be beaten. Then as they make their way down the line and eventually pick up the bucket off of the table under which the scout is hiding, the scout should yell/scream etc. to further the shock value.
Bring in the next contestant...etc
This skit is generally really effective and is good for a few laughs if nothing else.
-- Thanks to James Brezina
Scout Cookout
Characters: Several scouts around fake campfire pretending to cook hot dogs on sticks. Two scouts dressed as mosquitoes--antennae, wings etc.
Setting: Girls around fire keep slapping as if they are being attacked by mosquitoes throughout the skit. As the scene opens, the two mosquitoes enter the stage and continue walking randomly around the boys as they deliver their lines.
Mosquito #1: Hey, I got a good one! Which sport do we mosquitoes like best?
Mosquito #2: Easy! Skin diving. Say, did you hear what the Cub Scout said to the mosquito.
Mosquito #1: No, what?
Mosquito #2: Don't bug me!
Mosquito #1: Are you related to any of the bugs around here?
Mosquito #2: Sure. My ant.
Mosquito #1: Did you hear what the mother grasshopper said to her children?
Mosquito #2: No -- tell me.
Mosquito #1: Hop to it!
Scout #1: These mosquitoes are awful! Lucky I brought the insect repellent. (Pretends to spray air.) (Mosquitoes exit quickly -- choking and gagging.)
Scout #2: (To cub #1) Say, what has 18 feet, red eyes, and long claws.
Scout #3: I don't know.
Scout #4: Neither do I, but it's crawling up your neck.
(All boys run screaming from stage.)
Letters from Home
Props: Two sheets of paper.
Scott: (Enters) Gee, it's always nice to get a letter from home when you're at camp.
Robin: (Enters) Hey, look, I got a letter from my Mom.
Scott: Me too. Listen, my Mom says she's writing this letter slowly, because she knows I can't read fast.
Robin: Mine says I won't know the house when I come home.. They've moved !
Scott: Oh, my Dad has a new job with 500 men under him. He's cutting the grass at the cemetery.
Robin: Our neighbors started keeping pigs. Mom got wind of it this morning.
Scott: Oh, my goodness. My little brother came home from school crying because all the other boys had new clothes and we can't afford any for him. Mom says she got him a new hat and lets him stand in the window.
Robin: There was a washing machine in the new house. But my Mom put four shirts in it, pulled the handle and they disappeared. Guess it doesn't work right.
Scott: My Mom had her appendix out and a dishwasher put in. And, oh, my sister had a baby this morning. Mom doesn't know if I'm an Aunt or and Uncle, because she doesn't know yet if it's a boy or a girl.
Robin: Oh, dear, there's a P.S. It says, I was going to send you $ 10.00, but I had already sealed the envelope.
Scott: Well, it's nice to know things are normal at home.
Robin: Yep. (Both exit)
(With this skit it is possible to put each boy's script on a sheet of paper, and they can read it out, as though they were reading the letter. They should rehearse, of course, to make it sound natural.)
Pickin' Cotton
A guy is standing in the middle of the ring. Someone wanders in, stage left, carrying a boombox.
Guy: "Hey, nice radio! Where'd you get it?"
Person 1: "Pickin' Cotton" and he continues wandering off stage right.
Another guy wanders in wearing a fancy shirt, stage left.
Guy: "Wow, cool shirt! Where'd you get it?"
Person 2:"Pickin' Cotton" and he wanders off stage right.
Another guy wanders in wearing bright pants and fancy shoes, stage left.
Guy: "Awesome shoes, man. Where'd you get them?"
Person 3: "Pickin' Cotton" and he wanders off stage right.
A guy limps in, stage left, beat up and wearing nothing except a towel wrapped around him.
Guy: "Who are you??"
Cotton: "I'm Cotton!" and he limps off stage right.
-- Thanks to Bob Jenkins
Over the Cliff
The Senior patrol leader arrives with his troop and begins to admire the view from the top of the cliff, upon which they are standing. He begins to organize things and asked for various items such as food, saw, matches, water, etc. Each time another scout says begins to look in his pack and tells the SPL that he either left the item at the car or lost it on the trail. The SPL get more angry with each answer. He finally asked who brought the tent. At last a scout says he did. The SPL says "Finally, no food, water, matches, or saw, but at least we have a tent. Okay pitch the tent." The Scout says :"But... but" The SPL screams 'I said Pitch The Tent! The Scout throws the tent over the edge of the cliff!
The Sounds of the Wilderness
Four or five Scouts enter the stage (more can be accommodated) and stand facing the audience. The announcer explains to the audience, "If you listen quietly you can hear the sounds of the wilderness: the birds" (one Scout whistles a bird song, then stops).
The announcer continues: "... or the deer" (another Scout makes swishing sounds like a deer traveling through the brush, then stops).
The announcer continues: "... or the bear" (another Scout growls).
And so on, for as many Scouts has you have on stage.
Finally, the announcer says, "And if you are very, very quiet, you can hear the sound of the lost Boy Scout..." From offstage, you hear, "HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?"
-- Thanks to The Leader Magazine, November 1992
The Flea Circus
Characters: Ringmaster, Scouts in Uniform (any number).
RINGMASTER: Ladies and Gentlemen, we are proud to introduce the Den _____ Flea Circus. We will now present Hugo, who will walk the tightrope. When he reaches the center, he will turn a double somersault. May we have silence, please?
[Two Scouts stretch a string. Third Scout places "flea" on the string. Scouts follow movement of flea with exaggerated head movements, as it walks to the center of the string, and turns the somersault. One girl with his mouth open gets too close to the string and gulps as if she had swallowed a "flea".)
FIRST SCOUT: [Puts hand over mouth, gulps loudly.] I swallowed Hugo! [Begins to cry and leaves stage.]
RINGMASTER: Err...uh...well... On with the show. Our next act is about to begin. Homer will jump from this boy's hand into a dish of water. Keep in mind the size of this tiny fellow.
[Girl makes motion of tossing "flea" into dish, then retrieves him in hand.]
RINGMASTER: Well done, Homer. Give the little guy a big hand.
[Girl claps quickly, forgetting Homer...looks shocked, and slowly parts hands, sobs and runs off stage.
RINGMASTER: Too bad. But we must compose ourselves. Our next fabulous act features Hector, the weight lifting Flea. Hector is the strongest flea in the world. That rock may not seem large to you, but think of how small Hector is... compare his size to the size of this rock.
[Girl puts Hector on table, proudly points to him, flexes muscles, and points to Hector again.]
RINGMASTER: [To Girl] Hold up that rock so the audience can get a better look at it.
[Girl holds up rock in one hand for audience to see... then plops rock back down on table without looking. Looks around for Hector, picks up rock and finds smashed Hector.]
GIRL: Hector! Hector! [Sobs, hangs head, and leaves stage.]
RINGMASTER: We seem to be having a bit of hard luck. But the show must go on. I now introduce Harry, the bare-back riding flea.
[Girl puts Harry on a toy horse, then runs off stage yelling.]
GIRL: Hang on, Harry! [Looks over shoulder while running offstage.]
RINGMASTER: [Relieved.] He made it! And now Hiram and Hillary will perform their world famous trapeze act. Hillary will make a triple somersault and Hiram will catch her.
[Girls hold up trapeze made of soda straws with a string through them. Two girls each hold one. Third girl places "flea" on trapeze and begin to swing it.]
RINGMASTER: There they go! Watch them swing! Hillary lets go, she's turning a somersault. One, two, three, and Hiram catch.. er.. misses her!
[girls begin looking for Hillary on the floor.]
GIRL: There she is! Points to floor near second boy.]
GIRL: Where? [Takes a step where other boy pointed.]
GIRL: You just stepped on her! Oh well, she needed more practice, anyway. Say, [to Ringmaster] we have another flea act for you. He's a man eating flea! [Opens box] Oops, he got away!
[Ringmaster begins to scratch frantically, yells help several times, and runs off stage. (Preferably into audience. ;) )
GIRLS: [Chasing him] Hey! Bring back our flea! We want our flea!
Why Are You Late?
Known as "Mounted Scouts" in the Leader Magazine.
Once modified this to fit a space theme. You got it -- no changes to the plot or the joke, just to a few details like a space ship, a 6-legged Aldabian glop, and a rented air coaster which all broke down.
Cast: Boss, 4 Workers
Setting: Office
Boss: Why are you late?
#1: (Rushing into work, breathless.) Sorry I'm late, Boss. My car broke down, so I took the bus. But the driver hit a tree, so I had to take a cab. And it broke down, too. Fortunately, I was near a stable so I borrowed the horse. But it ran so fast that it had a heart attack and collapsed. I had to jog the rest of the way!
#2 & 3 come in late with exactly the same excuse. The boss becomes a little bit more exasperated each time, until #4 finally comes in, late of course.
Boss: Why are you late? No, wait. Let me guess. Your car broke down, so you took the bus. But the bus driver hit a tree, so you took a cab. And it broke down too. Fortunately, you were near a stable and so you borrowed the horse. But it ran so fast that it had a heart attack and collapsed, so you had to jog the rest of the way, right?
#4: No boss, you got it all wrong! The streets were so crowded with broken down cars, buses and cabs, trees, dead horses, and worst of all some crazy joggers that I couldn't get through!
The Twelve Days of Christmas
Characters: Bob, 12 Cub Scout friends (if den has less than 12 boys, have them repeat their entrance on stage)
Props: Items called for in skit on a table (use your imagination to create wilder items)
Setting: Bob is standing by table with props. As each boy enters, he hands him the appropriate item.
Cub #1: On the first day of Christmas my good friend gave to me -- a knob to adjust my TV. Thanks Bob.
Bob: You're welcome!
(Each cub takes items and exits. Then next cub enters from opposite side of stage)
Cub #2: On the second day of Christmas my good friend gave to me -- two napkins. Thanks Bob.
Bob: You bet!
Cub #3: On the third day of Christmas my good friend gave to me -- three French fries. Thanks Bob!
Bob: No problem!
Cub #4: On the fourth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me -- four comic books. Thanks Bob!
Bob: Glad to do it!
Cub #5: On the fifth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me -- five rusty nails. Thanks Bob!
Bob: Don't mention it!
Cub #6: On the sixth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me -- six greasy rags. Thanks Bob!
Bob: OK!
Cub #7: On the seventh day of Christmas my good friend gave to me -- seven soggy sweatshirts. Thanks Bob!
Bob: Yeah, you're right!
Cub #8: On the eighth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me -- eight mugs for milk shakes. Thanks Bob!
Bob: Give me five! (does high five with Cub #8)
Cub #9: On the ninth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me -- nine dirty dustpans. Thanks Bob!
Bob: Cool dude!
Cub #10: On the tenth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me -- ten leaping lizards. Thanks Bob!
Bob: Check you later!
Cub #11: On the eleventh day of Christmas my good friend gave to me -- eleven pies for pitching. Thanks Bob! ( A pie plate full of whipped cream can actually be thrown at Bob here - if you like!)
Bob: (wiping off cream) That's what friends are for!
Cub #12: On the twelfth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me -- twelve dump trucks dumping. Thanks Bob!
Bob: Bye, pal! (last cub exits, table is cleared of all props) Now, let's see. That was (singing) twelve dump trucks dumping, eleven pies for pitching, ten leaping lizards, nine dirty dustpans, eight mugs for milk shakes, seven soggy sweatshirts, six greasy rags, FIVE RUSTY NAILS, four comic books, three French fries, two napkins and a knob to adjust my TV. (looks at audience and wipes brow) Whew! I finally did it. I finally got my closet cleaned out!
A couple websites that have other skits are:
Boyscout Trail - Scout Skits (former Scoutorama)
Scouting Resources UK - Stunts & Skits
Bonfire
A leader begins to explain how to lay a campfire. The leader decides to use members of the troop to represent different pieces of wood. The bonfire builders bring up various volunteers. Some of the volunteers are bunched in the center for tinder with others placed for kindling with the "big" logs stacked on top of each other in increasing larger sizes. The leader then says that the fire is ready to light, strikes a match, whereupon, several accomplices yell out that its ON FIRE and dash several buckets of water on the fire.
Game Show
The skit starts out with a couple of campers (or scouts in your case) asking for some volunteers from the audience (parents will do JUST fine...evil grin).
The volunteers are then removed from the room by one of the scouts in charge of the 'Game Show' (thank you Vanna...)
After the volunteers have been removed, the 'Game' is set up. Two tables (the folding type work VERY well) are covered with sleeping bags and balls of various descriptions are placed under buckets on these tables, the catch is that in between the two tables a person (another scout perhaps) is kneeling with his head under a bucket to resemble the other buckets (of course this is well hidden with sleeping bags, or sheets or what ever you have handy) The tables are then moved close together to further hide the fact that there is anyone under the table, and don't forget to cover the front of the table so that the participant, or victim as it were, cannot see under the tables.
Bring in the first contestant...
It is then that the 'Game' is described to the contestant. He/she is to make his/her way down the line of buckets picking up each bucket and naming the ball under the bucket. Give some time record to be beaten. Then as they make their way down the line and eventually pick up the bucket off of the table under which the scout is hiding, the scout should yell/scream etc. to further the shock value.
Bring in the next contestant...etc
This skit is generally really effective and is good for a few laughs if nothing else.
-- Thanks to James Brezina
Scout Cookout
Characters: Several scouts around fake campfire pretending to cook hot dogs on sticks. Two scouts dressed as mosquitoes--antennae, wings etc.
Setting: Girls around fire keep slapping as if they are being attacked by mosquitoes throughout the skit. As the scene opens, the two mosquitoes enter the stage and continue walking randomly around the boys as they deliver their lines.
Mosquito #1: Hey, I got a good one! Which sport do we mosquitoes like best?
Mosquito #2: Easy! Skin diving. Say, did you hear what the Cub Scout said to the mosquito.
Mosquito #1: No, what?
Mosquito #2: Don't bug me!
Mosquito #1: Are you related to any of the bugs around here?
Mosquito #2: Sure. My ant.
Mosquito #1: Did you hear what the mother grasshopper said to her children?
Mosquito #2: No -- tell me.
Mosquito #1: Hop to it!
Scout #1: These mosquitoes are awful! Lucky I brought the insect repellent. (Pretends to spray air.) (Mosquitoes exit quickly -- choking and gagging.)
Scout #2: (To cub #1) Say, what has 18 feet, red eyes, and long claws.
Scout #3: I don't know.
Scout #4: Neither do I, but it's crawling up your neck.
(All boys run screaming from stage.)
Letters from Home
Props: Two sheets of paper.
Scott: (Enters) Gee, it's always nice to get a letter from home when you're at camp.
Robin: (Enters) Hey, look, I got a letter from my Mom.
Scott: Me too. Listen, my Mom says she's writing this letter slowly, because she knows I can't read fast.
Robin: Mine says I won't know the house when I come home.. They've moved !
Scott: Oh, my Dad has a new job with 500 men under him. He's cutting the grass at the cemetery.
Robin: Our neighbors started keeping pigs. Mom got wind of it this morning.
Scott: Oh, my goodness. My little brother came home from school crying because all the other boys had new clothes and we can't afford any for him. Mom says she got him a new hat and lets him stand in the window.
Robin: There was a washing machine in the new house. But my Mom put four shirts in it, pulled the handle and they disappeared. Guess it doesn't work right.
Scott: My Mom had her appendix out and a dishwasher put in. And, oh, my sister had a baby this morning. Mom doesn't know if I'm an Aunt or and Uncle, because she doesn't know yet if it's a boy or a girl.
Robin: Oh, dear, there's a P.S. It says, I was going to send you $ 10.00, but I had already sealed the envelope.
Scott: Well, it's nice to know things are normal at home.
Robin: Yep. (Both exit)
(With this skit it is possible to put each boy's script on a sheet of paper, and they can read it out, as though they were reading the letter. They should rehearse, of course, to make it sound natural.)
Pickin' Cotton
A guy is standing in the middle of the ring. Someone wanders in, stage left, carrying a boombox.
Guy: "Hey, nice radio! Where'd you get it?"
Person 1: "Pickin' Cotton" and he continues wandering off stage right.
Another guy wanders in wearing a fancy shirt, stage left.
Guy: "Wow, cool shirt! Where'd you get it?"
Person 2:"Pickin' Cotton" and he wanders off stage right.
Another guy wanders in wearing bright pants and fancy shoes, stage left.
Guy: "Awesome shoes, man. Where'd you get them?"
Person 3: "Pickin' Cotton" and he wanders off stage right.
A guy limps in, stage left, beat up and wearing nothing except a towel wrapped around him.
Guy: "Who are you??"
Cotton: "I'm Cotton!" and he limps off stage right.
-- Thanks to Bob Jenkins
Over the Cliff
The Senior patrol leader arrives with his troop and begins to admire the view from the top of the cliff, upon which they are standing. He begins to organize things and asked for various items such as food, saw, matches, water, etc. Each time another scout says begins to look in his pack and tells the SPL that he either left the item at the car or lost it on the trail. The SPL get more angry with each answer. He finally asked who brought the tent. At last a scout says he did. The SPL says "Finally, no food, water, matches, or saw, but at least we have a tent. Okay pitch the tent." The Scout says :"But... but" The SPL screams 'I said Pitch The Tent! The Scout throws the tent over the edge of the cliff!
The Sounds of the Wilderness
Four or five Scouts enter the stage (more can be accommodated) and stand facing the audience. The announcer explains to the audience, "If you listen quietly you can hear the sounds of the wilderness: the birds" (one Scout whistles a bird song, then stops).
The announcer continues: "... or the deer" (another Scout makes swishing sounds like a deer traveling through the brush, then stops).
The announcer continues: "... or the bear" (another Scout growls).
And so on, for as many Scouts has you have on stage.
Finally, the announcer says, "And if you are very, very quiet, you can hear the sound of the lost Boy Scout..." From offstage, you hear, "HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?"
-- Thanks to The Leader Magazine, November 1992
The Flea Circus
Characters: Ringmaster, Scouts in Uniform (any number).
RINGMASTER: Ladies and Gentlemen, we are proud to introduce the Den _____ Flea Circus. We will now present Hugo, who will walk the tightrope. When he reaches the center, he will turn a double somersault. May we have silence, please?
[Two Scouts stretch a string. Third Scout places "flea" on the string. Scouts follow movement of flea with exaggerated head movements, as it walks to the center of the string, and turns the somersault. One girl with his mouth open gets too close to the string and gulps as if she had swallowed a "flea".)
FIRST SCOUT: [Puts hand over mouth, gulps loudly.] I swallowed Hugo! [Begins to cry and leaves stage.]
RINGMASTER: Err...uh...well... On with the show. Our next act is about to begin. Homer will jump from this boy's hand into a dish of water. Keep in mind the size of this tiny fellow.
[Girl makes motion of tossing "flea" into dish, then retrieves him in hand.]
RINGMASTER: Well done, Homer. Give the little guy a big hand.
[Girl claps quickly, forgetting Homer...looks shocked, and slowly parts hands, sobs and runs off stage.
RINGMASTER: Too bad. But we must compose ourselves. Our next fabulous act features Hector, the weight lifting Flea. Hector is the strongest flea in the world. That rock may not seem large to you, but think of how small Hector is... compare his size to the size of this rock.
[Girl puts Hector on table, proudly points to him, flexes muscles, and points to Hector again.]
RINGMASTER: [To Girl] Hold up that rock so the audience can get a better look at it.
[Girl holds up rock in one hand for audience to see... then plops rock back down on table without looking. Looks around for Hector, picks up rock and finds smashed Hector.]
GIRL: Hector! Hector! [Sobs, hangs head, and leaves stage.]
RINGMASTER: We seem to be having a bit of hard luck. But the show must go on. I now introduce Harry, the bare-back riding flea.
[Girl puts Harry on a toy horse, then runs off stage yelling.]
GIRL: Hang on, Harry! [Looks over shoulder while running offstage.]
RINGMASTER: [Relieved.] He made it! And now Hiram and Hillary will perform their world famous trapeze act. Hillary will make a triple somersault and Hiram will catch her.
[Girls hold up trapeze made of soda straws with a string through them. Two girls each hold one. Third girl places "flea" on trapeze and begin to swing it.]
RINGMASTER: There they go! Watch them swing! Hillary lets go, she's turning a somersault. One, two, three, and Hiram catch.. er.. misses her!
[girls begin looking for Hillary on the floor.]
GIRL: There she is! Points to floor near second boy.]
GIRL: Where? [Takes a step where other boy pointed.]
GIRL: You just stepped on her! Oh well, she needed more practice, anyway. Say, [to Ringmaster] we have another flea act for you. He's a man eating flea! [Opens box] Oops, he got away!
[Ringmaster begins to scratch frantically, yells help several times, and runs off stage. (Preferably into audience. ;) )
GIRLS: [Chasing him] Hey! Bring back our flea! We want our flea!
Why Are You Late?
Known as "Mounted Scouts" in the Leader Magazine.
Once modified this to fit a space theme. You got it -- no changes to the plot or the joke, just to a few details like a space ship, a 6-legged Aldabian glop, and a rented air coaster which all broke down.
Cast: Boss, 4 Workers
Setting: Office
Boss: Why are you late?
#1: (Rushing into work, breathless.) Sorry I'm late, Boss. My car broke down, so I took the bus. But the driver hit a tree, so I had to take a cab. And it broke down, too. Fortunately, I was near a stable so I borrowed the horse. But it ran so fast that it had a heart attack and collapsed. I had to jog the rest of the way!
#2 & 3 come in late with exactly the same excuse. The boss becomes a little bit more exasperated each time, until #4 finally comes in, late of course.
Boss: Why are you late? No, wait. Let me guess. Your car broke down, so you took the bus. But the bus driver hit a tree, so you took a cab. And it broke down too. Fortunately, you were near a stable and so you borrowed the horse. But it ran so fast that it had a heart attack and collapsed, so you had to jog the rest of the way, right?
#4: No boss, you got it all wrong! The streets were so crowded with broken down cars, buses and cabs, trees, dead horses, and worst of all some crazy joggers that I couldn't get through!
The Twelve Days of Christmas
Characters: Bob, 12 Cub Scout friends (if den has less than 12 boys, have them repeat their entrance on stage)
Props: Items called for in skit on a table (use your imagination to create wilder items)
Setting: Bob is standing by table with props. As each boy enters, he hands him the appropriate item.
Cub #1: On the first day of Christmas my good friend gave to me -- a knob to adjust my TV. Thanks Bob.
Bob: You're welcome!
(Each cub takes items and exits. Then next cub enters from opposite side of stage)
Cub #2: On the second day of Christmas my good friend gave to me -- two napkins. Thanks Bob.
Bob: You bet!
Cub #3: On the third day of Christmas my good friend gave to me -- three French fries. Thanks Bob!
Bob: No problem!
Cub #4: On the fourth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me -- four comic books. Thanks Bob!
Bob: Glad to do it!
Cub #5: On the fifth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me -- five rusty nails. Thanks Bob!
Bob: Don't mention it!
Cub #6: On the sixth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me -- six greasy rags. Thanks Bob!
Bob: OK!
Cub #7: On the seventh day of Christmas my good friend gave to me -- seven soggy sweatshirts. Thanks Bob!
Bob: Yeah, you're right!
Cub #8: On the eighth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me -- eight mugs for milk shakes. Thanks Bob!
Bob: Give me five! (does high five with Cub #8)
Cub #9: On the ninth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me -- nine dirty dustpans. Thanks Bob!
Bob: Cool dude!
Cub #10: On the tenth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me -- ten leaping lizards. Thanks Bob!
Bob: Check you later!
Cub #11: On the eleventh day of Christmas my good friend gave to me -- eleven pies for pitching. Thanks Bob! ( A pie plate full of whipped cream can actually be thrown at Bob here - if you like!)
Bob: (wiping off cream) That's what friends are for!
Cub #12: On the twelfth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me -- twelve dump trucks dumping. Thanks Bob!
Bob: Bye, pal! (last cub exits, table is cleared of all props) Now, let's see. That was (singing) twelve dump trucks dumping, eleven pies for pitching, ten leaping lizards, nine dirty dustpans, eight mugs for milk shakes, seven soggy sweatshirts, six greasy rags, FIVE RUSTY NAILS, four comic books, three French fries, two napkins and a knob to adjust my TV. (looks at audience and wipes brow) Whew! I finally did it. I finally got my closet cleaned out!